Vitanica Cramp Calm Tonic 4oz
Vitanica Cramp Calm Tonic 4oz
This 4oz bottle packs more chill than a Mitch Hedberg joke about escalators (temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience).
Look, I don't know what's in this tonic, but it's got herbs and stuff that supports your body during those monthly moments when everything feels like it's auditioning for a soap opera.* You know what I'm talking about. One minute you're fine, next minute you're crying at a commercial about paper towels. That's just Tuesday for some people.
What This Tonic Supports*
- Helps maintain comfort during your monthly cycle*
- Supports a calm, relaxed mood when you need it most*
- Promotes overall feminine wellness (that's fancy talk for "lady parts feeling good")*
- May support muscle comfort and relaxation*
- Encourages a sense of balance during hormonal fluctuations*
This isn't some magic potion that's gonna make everything perfect. But it might help support your body's natural comfort levels when Aunt Flo comes to visit with her whole dramatic entourage.* You take a little bit, and maybe things don't feel like a WWE match happening in your abdomen.
How to Use This Thing
The bottle says what to do, but basically you take some drops and hope for the best. That's how most things work in life anyway. I used to think instructions were suggestions, but then I realized they're more like gentle recommendations from people who actually know what they're doing.
Vitanica knows their stuff when it comes to women's wellness formulas. They've been making these products longer than I've been making jokes about sandwiches (and that's saying something because I love sandwiches). This tonic contains herbs that have been traditionally used to support feminine comfort for generations.*
The Real Talk
Some months are gonna be rough no matter what you do. That's just biology being biology. But having something in your wellness toolkit that supports your body's natural comfort mechanisms?* That's like having a good friend who brings you ice cream and doesn't ask stupid questions.
This 4oz bottle is compact enough to keep in your purse, desk drawer, or wherever you keep your emergency chocolate stash. Because let's be honest, we all have an emergency chocolate stash. If you don't, you're not living right.
Supports monthly comfort.* Promotes relaxation.* May help maintain your sanity during those special times when your body decides to remind you that you're a biological marvel with feelings and hormones and all that jazz.*
Ingredients & Supplement Facts
Dietary Supplement
Serving Size: 1 Teaspoon
Servings Per Container: 24
- Lemon balm herb (Melissa officinalis), 1000 mg
- St. John's wort flower (Hypericum perforatum), 150 mg
- Passion flower herb (Passiflora incarnata), 100 mg
- Rhodiola rosea root, 50 mg
- Stevia leaf extract (Stevia rebaudiana), 3.5 mg
Other Ingredients: Vegetable glycerin, deionized water, natural peach, orange flavoring
This product contains no preservatives, binders, artificial colorings or flavorings, sugars, lactose, salt, wheat, gluten, soybeans, milk derivatives, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, fish or shellfish.
Suggested Use: Shake well before using. Adults: One (1) teaspoon, one to three times daily. Dilute in 2-3 ounces of water, or to taste. May be taken undiluted, or diluted in hot water for a nice herbal tea.
Warnings
Avoid if pregnant, nursing, bi-polar, if on oral contraceptives, antibiotics, narcotics, immune suppressant drugs, blood thinners, or with prescription anti-depressants. Tamper resistant: please do not use if inner safety seal is broken or missing. Keep in a cool dry place out of reach of children.
Manufacturer
Manufactured for:
Vitanica
Distributed by:
The Oasis of Health
26212 Ridge Rd, Damascus, MD 20872
Phone: 240-207-3651
Sales@theoasisofhealth.com
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.